PERSIAN PROVERB
حسنی به مکتب نمیرفت، وقتی میرفت جمعه میرفت
Hasani be maktab nemi-raft, vaghti mi-raft jom'e mi-raft
Hasani never went to school, and when he finally did, it was on Friday, the day it was closed — doing the right thing at the wrong time.